It grieves me that we live in a society where pages such as this are necessary, but in this day and age where society is so focused on our personal rights instead of our collective responsibilities, it is sometimes necessary.

In order to have an account on this website, you must agree to the following:

• No guarantees.  This web server is running in my house, so there are no guarantees as to its availability.  I don't want to lose the information on it, so I will likely do a-periodic backups, but no promises.
• Nothing offensive.  Please don't post anything offensive to the site or make any links to sites that are offensive.  What's offensive?  If you have to ask that question, maybe it's best to not post anything.  :-)  In short, I'll decide.  If you have a problem with that, then perhaps you weren't raised to respect the family name the way I was....
• Nothing commercial.  Well, at least not without asking me first.  The main issue here is not saturating my bandwidth.
• Common sense.  There may be something else that I should have put here but didn't think about it.  Use your common sense.  For example, you agree not to sue me if you're unhappy about something, especially since you're not paying for the account or this site.